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Toy: Ultime Natural Contours
Reviewer: dumblonde
Manufacturer: Sinclair Institute
Categories:VibratorsFor Women
Overall rating:
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*Type: Battery operated vibrator
*Size: 5 1/2"L x 3" H x 1 1/4" W U - shaped
*Extra Features: Sliding 3 speed switch - innovative shape
*Batteries: 2 AA, included
*Noise Factor: Loud, when not inserted
*Manufacturer: Candida Royalle
*Price: $25.00 -$35.00
*Bang for your buck: 2 stars

Preface: I feel it only fair to warn my loyal readers from the get go that although there can be a fuzzy line between a good sex toy review and wank material, this particular one will not be the latter, unfortunately.

I was so impressed with Candida Royalle's Natural Contours line of vibrators, that when I saw this almost U - shaped addition, I got all excited. In keeping with the rest of her line, it is artful in shape, and actually it more resembles a rounded 7 than a U. Quality of construction is evident here as well. One end of the U is insertable, with the other end fitting snug over your clit area. At least, I believe this is the idea, although I'm not 100% sure about this. Although it fit like a glove, there was something wrong, and it took a while to figure it out. I turned it around to see if I had inserted the wrong end - no, I'm sure the rather blockish end with the sliding switch wasn't meant to go there. Ah, the vibrating part was on the wrong damn end!!! Candida, love ya babe, but WTF were you smokin when this one came off the line? Now, this wouldn't have surprised me at all had it come from anyone but you, and maybe there ARE SOME women who enjoy having their vaginas vibrated at 4000 rpm's while their clit area not only goes ignored, it's blocked by a hard piece of plastic, but I'm not one of them! And, well, this is my review.

I'm pretty sure I was using it correctly, and I never thought I'd say this, but maybe an instruction booklet should be included with this one. I've never experienced a "vibrator recall" either (like we send in those registration cards!) but maybe one is warranted here, as I have no complaints other than this small detail. I did give it 2 stars, allowing for the chance I was using it incorrectly, and the quality is again top drawer, from the included alkaline batteries, heavy duty 3 speed slider switch, smooth, matte finish, and innovative shape. I had high hopes for this one, so perhaps after your designers are given an anatomy refresher course, we can look forward to a 'new and improved' model.

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