Well it
seems I'm in a good mood to review toys right now so I'll continue to contribute to the
community as long as my mood stays...
Toy
reviewed: Aneros Helix
Date first reviewed: 10. April
2006
Level of Anal
Play/Experiences: Moderate (up to 1.5"/4 cm in diameter) and don't want to go further :)
Scores:
Overall ... C+
Feeling/Sensation ... B-
Fit ... D
Ease of Use ... B-
Shopping Experience ... A
Price ... D
Vendor: www.lustundliebe.at
Price: EUR 69.00 + free S/H [EUR 1 ~ USD 1.27] (all within Europe, and unfortunately the toys are more expensive here)
Dimensions/Material: 1 1/16" diameter at tip,
circ. = 3.34", 15/16" diameter at mid-ridge, circ. = 2.94", 1 3/4" from
main body to perineum pressure point
Why I chose this toy/brand: As mentioned
in my first review I enjoy Anal play with my wife and also on my own
(For those who is new to that kind of activity - the reasons are:
multiple mind blowing orgasms and healthy prostate !!!).
All
the buzz in the press like: "Non-ejaculatory, full-body shaking, continuous
orgasms which can come in waves of minutes at a time are possible with the
Aneros." or "We've had many users report that in the midst of their orgasms
their beds shake uncontrollably, they lose all sense of time, and that they make
"fierce" animal noises. "Growl like a bear" seems to be a popular reaction to
the pleasure received from using the Aneros." and lot's of similar ones
made me want to buy one. Also keeping in mind health aspects of a prostate
massage I was actually surprised that my urologist was "prescribing"
this toy to people with prostate problems to aid a quicker healing. This
toy is actually designed to provide you with a healthy prostate massage. There
are several models on the market, this one was appealing the most to
me.
The Experience: The package
from LustUndLiebe.at arrived quickly. All the packaging was discrete and
safe as usual for established adult shops. Since I was going on a business trip
for a few days and had already booked a hotel with decent pay-tv selection
I decided to take the toy with me to give it a few test runs. Came quite early
to the room and had not too stressful day I was able to relax quite quickly and
soon I that I have the new toy in my luggage. I unwrapped the toy and read the
2 page instructions which were shipped with the toy. They were the usual Anal
sex/masturbation beginners crap plus some specific advice on lubing up properly,
since the Aneros loves huge amounts of lube (keeps dripping out of your anus
hours later) and it also had some useful advice on breath techniques which go
together with the sphincter exercises to make the toy work.
Well
it's a hands free toy so all you have to do is to insert about 10 ml
of lube into you anus, slide the little beat into it and relax for at
least 10 minutes breathing quite deeply in and out. Well you have also be turned
on somehow when you start... After I had it inside I decided to follow the
manual (since it's a medically researched thing) and the best thing form it
I quote here: " Concentrate your mind on your prostate.". How the hell do I
suppose to concentrate on it? But never mind, I thought I'll give it a try and
concentrate on something, like for example my breath.
Quote from the
manual: "Because the Aneros Massager is suspended unstably within the Anal
canal, the slightest muscular action and even the pulsing of blood vessels
infiltrating the Anal canal and surrounding the prostate is detected by the
Aneros and directly transmitted to the Anal canal, prostate and the perineum
acupressure point." (http://www.malegspot.com/instructions.php)
Well
all I can say in a good British manner BOLLOCKS !!! Or here is a Kleenex, you
got bits of bullshit around your lips... Boy you have to sweat to make it work
and first few times you'll just use you hand to finish this exercise in a
somehow pleasant way. But now back to the field test.
So after a few times I
have figured out how to breathe properly while contracting/relaxing my sphincter
muscles and actually after some 30 minutes the sensations started to build up
and I've got my first "Non-ejaculatory, full-body shaking, continuous
orgasm...". Hmmmm... Relaxed for a while continued and some time later got my
second one, which I have to admit was a bit tedious already. Then I finally
grabbed the handle and massaged the prostate until a proper ejaculation, which
was hilarious and left a huge mess. (I wonder what the maid was thinking next
morning, but I left a good tip). I have to say it really massages the P-Spot in
the right way.
Since I'm a curious person I have played a lot with this toy
and after some month of exercise I'm actually able to enjoy the toy. But I only
use it when I travel on my own since it's small and doesn't look like a toy on
the X-Ray in the airport. I reach the so called Super-O much quicker and waaaay
more pleasant using my | | Triple Ripple Butt Plug and it's much cheaper
too.
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Having sex with this toy inserted is quite nice. The orgasms are
much more intense and the erection is much harder than usual.
Special
Considerations: Huge amounts of lube needed. Many hours of
exercise unless you are a natural talent.
Care: I use the Fairy Antibacterial dish washing
liquid to clean most of my toys.
Conclusion: Despite all my critical words
this toy is a good aid for prostate massage. It's small and easy to carry with
you to on any travel. You have to exercise quite a bit to reach the
promised effects but by the end of the day the buss in the press in not
bullshit. I guess that the inventors of the toy got a huge PR/marketing budget,
and with a budget you can sell everything. I'm not really close-fisted on
toys but I think it's a bit too expensive but you can always return it
(read the return policy) if you buy from the manufacturers website. I guess it's
just a medical aid which got got diverted from it's intended issue.
If you have any questions or comments, please email me at : rampart.toys[at]gmail.com. I'm also on adultdvdtalk.com
