|Double Your Pleasure in theory
*TYPE: Double dildos (2)
*SIZE: Realistic 14" x 1+3/4" Jelly 12" x 1+1/2"
*NOISE FACTOR From guy in the corner, off the scale!
*PRICE Realistic $19.95 Jelly $12.00
*BANG FOR YOUR BUCK Realistic * 1 star Jelly ****4 stars
This is a double review, in more ways than one.
As there is one window for a rating,
I took an average of the two for the overall.
As a hetero (but always curious, especially when it concerns sex),
perhaps I'm not the best one to review a toy of this type, but finding
no other source of information, I decided to give it a go. The sacrifices
I make for you consumers! Besides, I do have one girlfriend (also
hetero) that, while we never actually got down to it, we always
wanted to, and used to enjoy quite public displays of dirty
dancing. Still my best friend, she and I are both blondes and
share the same first name. Before she married and moved about
a 4 hour drive from here, we had some pretty wild times! So,
everytime I would see these items, I always thought about her,
and what it would be like.
Admittedly using this new hobby as a ruse, I called about needing her help in, ah, reviewing these toys, and she was all for it
(somehow I knew she would be). The problem was, her husband
was equally excited, naturally thinking '3-way'. As this wasn't
really what she nor I wanted (knowing this situation can cause
problems), but feeling it only fair to include him in some way,
we finally hammered out the groundrules: he could be there,
but only watch.
These negotiations, while about as erotic as the Mid-East
Peace Talks, are necessary to avoid any hurt feelings, or
problems down the road. So, with the deal struck, let's get it on!
Now, being pornophiles, we all know that most guys
love to watch women having sex, so in case this opportunity
ever presents itself, I'll give you a tip:
sit in the corner as unobtrusively as possible and SHUTUP!!
Needless to say, this didn't go as well as we'd hoped, mainly
because of feeling self-conscious. Just as we were getting into it,
the husband would make some stupid comment, as well as
constantly trying to horn in, even going so far as trying to direct
the action. If you think Randy West's presence and remarks are
annoyingly distracting in otherwise hot girl/girl action, well,
compared to this guy, he's Casper the Friendly Ghost. (although
he at least didn't invite some of his buddies over to watch)
So, while the situation was far from ideal, I did learn one thing -
I'd never make it as a porn star! I noted certain qualities of the
toys involved, however, and tried to put aside my personal
The first toy we tried was the Doc Johnson double dildo
with balls in the middle, but not for long. It was heavy, stiff
(normally a good thing) and kind of rough-textured.
Surely the hard working folks at Doc's could produce a
better "realistic" one than this! Even with lots of lube, this just
didn't feel good to either one of us.
Luckily, because I might not get another chance, I had thought
to get a back-up, which was much better. This one was
made of a "jelly" type of rubber, was much more flexible, and
although they make a model with bumpy "veins", this one was
ultra-smooth, and felt great! The only problem (besides the
all-too-conspicuous husband) was fallout, and I'm not talkin
nuclear. This is not a defect of the toy, however, but rather the
result of two energetic but inexperienced girls. You almost have
to hold it with a free hand, which can get in the way, if you get
my drift. And aside from having a 3rd person designated "holder",
I don't see any workaround for this.
But, if anyone can think of a solution, (aside from volunteering
for holder position, as only deaf-mutes are being accepted at
this time), I'd be willing to give itanother try!
Your thoughts, comments or suggestions (be nice!), are
always welcome. EMAIL: firstname.lastname@example.org
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